1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Tsuritama: fishing homos
Free!: swimming homos
One Piece: Crazy pirates that eat a ton of shit but never gain weight
Fairy tail: Magical Porn.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Caio-suu!~
Feel free to add any you think of.
milkouji: my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
Me: I'm just running to Target for a second to grab one thing.
2 hours later
Me: ...I probably need this green yoga mat. And this protective iPhone screen cover. And this reusable coffee mug. And I might as well get some cards for people's birthdays. And I need that large plastic jar of trail mix...
Get to checkout lane
Me: What? These DVD's are on sale for $5.00? I'm going to need a minute.
Evan: You're like the Wanda to my Cosmo.
Me: Ugh. ... Wait. That's too accurate.
Me: I'm the nag and you're the lovable dipshit!
Evan: I'm lovable?!
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Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
I love you. And I love you. And I’m sorry.
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