May 2013
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Tsuritama: fishing homos
Hetalia: PASTAAAAAAA!!!
Free!: swimming homos
One Piece: Crazy pirates that eat a ton of shit but never gain weight
Fairy tail: Magical Porn.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Caio-suu!~
Feel free to add any you think of.
milkouji:
my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
Me: I'm just running to Target for a second to grab one thing.
2 hours later
Me: ...I probably need this green yoga mat. And this protective iPhone screen cover. And this reusable coffee mug. And I might as well get some cards for people's birthdays. And I need that large plastic jar of trail mix...
Get to checkout lane
Me: What? These DVD's are on sale for $5.00? I'm going to need a minute.
Evan: You're like the Wanda to my Cosmo.
Me: Ugh. ... Wait. That's too accurate.
Me: I'm the nag and you're the lovable dipshit!
Evan: I'm lovable?!
anonynaila:
subvertcliche:
mello-dramatic:
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
I love you. And I love you. And I’m sorry.
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
April 2013
That moment when you're playing hide and seek and...
sodamnrelatable:
okiswonderful:
theindependentvigilante:
My favorite part of the Hunger Games is the fact that the books aren’t supposed to be all about the love triangle yet that’s the only thing the media really cares about.
DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CAPITOL PAID ATTENTION TO TOO. THEIR MAIN FOCUS WAS THAT DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE AND OUR MEDIA DOES THE SAME THING. I DON’T LIKE HOW SIMILAR THESE...
15 Disgusting Ingredients You're Probably Eating... →
peity:
alqdgs:
swqale:
lnary:
sagg:
pr2s:
WARNING: THESE ARE NOT VERY PLEASING
Link
GEE TUMBLR THANKS THESE FACTS ARE NOW STUCK IN MY MIND FOREVER
SAWDUST WHAT THE FUCK
THAT LAST ONE JESUS CHRIST
I’m sorry if you that I said it. I don’t think you wanted me to. I’m sorry I can’t figure out what to do I’m being horrible to everyone
sniffling:
hitlersbreastmilk:
(dad voice) ask your mother
(mom voice) ask your father
Something tumblr has taught me
fefeferi:
infinite-insanityy:
thesuperwalkingdeadangels:
gingeritt:
sargentwaffle:
natashhha:
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you...
roselastrider:
I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized
smh